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Jokes for the apocalypse

Carpenter, David

Jokes for the apocalypse

two novellas

by Carpenter, David

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Published by McClelland and Stewart in Toronto .
Written in English


Edition Notes

Statementby David Carpenter.
SeriesMcClelland and Stewart signature series
Classifications
LC ClassificationsPR9199.3.C35 J6 1985
The Physical Object
Pagination189 p. ;
Number of Pages189
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL2649168M
ISBN 100771019084
LC Control Number85230046

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